June 9, 2016
mymuesli co-founder Max Wittrock: "We know how to tell a story" (photo: Viktor Strasse)
Had one no other reason for loving the German-speaking nations, one would simply have to do so for their giving the world muesli (granola) and brightening up our breakfast tables. Strangely, muesli once had a Cinderella existence on German supermarket shelves. Its potential as a category clearly hadn't been recognised. Consumers either made it themselves or munched American cornflakes. Like most foods, muesli has a lot to do with culture and Zeitgeist. It was first discovered by the student generation in the 1960's and 1970's, so it was long deemed the province of long-haired hippies playing folk guitars and practicing free love. This delicious food only really became mainstream in the 1980s and 1990s when the manager generation gradually recognised its nutrient qualities. So instead of schnaps and black coffee, they now give themselves a vitamin rush to power away the day on. Since then we have obviously experienced the digital revolution, so what could be more logical than to order muesli on the internet?
June 9, 2016
Controversial advertising at Hornbach (photo: Hornbach)
During a very successful career as Chief Marketing & Personnel Officer, Jürgen Schröcker forged an edgy corporate image at arch-conservative DIY group Hornbach until he left to become a management consultant in 2013. One could make out a very good case for a pre- and a post-Schröcker era in German DIY advertising. Prior to his brilliant work, targeting the so-called project customer at Hornbach, DIY advertising was generally deadly boring and very predictable. Post Schröcker it almost has cult status.
May 31, 2016
Speed is money. How fast can you go? (photo: Björn Wylezich/Fotolia)
Flashing its lights for the guy ahead to get out of the way, Schwarz Group continues to thunder down the fast lane of the international retail autobahn like a Porsche Cayenne. The secretive Swabian parent of small- and big-box discounters Lidl and Kaufland now looks almost unstoppable on its route to world domination. Meanwhile, the sober clique around elusive founder Dieter Schwarz at head office in Neckarsulm must be almost drunk with success. Exaggerating? Just look at the needle on the speedometer, dear reader, you'll find the latest figures exhilarating...
May 20, 2016
Ralf Kleber: "We deliver the answer" (photo: Hans-Rudolf Schulz)
Amazon managers don't give many interviews. Like Facebook and other US tech giants, the $100bn-revenue company wants to know everything about us, but isn't so keen on total transparency itself. Perhaps this is because the Americans from rainy Seattle have learned that there is a downside to becoming omnipresent in our lives through the provision of books, music, films, dry goods and, increasingly, fresh produce. Tax authorities lour over your every domicile; EU bureaucrats and US presidential candidates attack you for being monopolistic; and you become a prey to lobbyists. No wonder they watch their step. Fortunately for journalists, however, Amazon Prime Now's launch of a one- or two-hour fresh food delivery service in Berlin last week seems to have lured the low-profile retailer out of the woodwork – at least temporarily. So now we know, for instance, that German CEO Ralf Kleber made the very first customer delivery on an e-bike...
May 12, 2016
Meals on wheels (photo: Amazon)
First we take Manhattan and then Berlin? Or was it Seattle? At any rate, the US online retail giant began delivering fresh food this week in the German capital with its 3.5 million inhabitants. For an annual fee of €49 Amazon Prime customers can choose from a programme of around 20,000 lines, ranging from batteries to high-definition TVs. This includes an initial assortment of over 4,700 food & drink items with more than 100 deep frozen and 200 dairy products as well as around 60 fruit & veg lines. This week's move provides a clear indication that Amazon intends to intensify its competition with local retailers. Grocers beware?
April 22, 2016
Will Shirley Bassey now shop at Lidl? (photo: By Nyctc7 (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons)
It is not known whether Dame Shirley Bassey is still looking for a big spender at the age of 79. But, if so, the lady can certainly find one with German retailer Schwarz-Gruppe (Schwarz Group) whose spending has now reached record levels. Last year, the owner of discount subsidiary Lidl and its XXL-sized brother Kaufland invested a whopping €5bn. This impressive sum was essentially used to upgrade and expand the store base in Germany and Europe. That was considerably more cash than the annual investment of major rivals Edeka, Rewe and Metro Group put together. It also easily beats that of other national market leaders in Europe such as Carrefour in France, Ahold in the Netherlands, Migros in Switzerland or Tesco in the UK. Admittedly, the capital expenditure (capex) of US giant Walmart was more than twice as high last year (€10.2bn). But, if you put capex in relation to net revenues for both companies, then our slide rule gives Schwarz Group 6.3 per cent against only 2.4 per cent for Walmart. In fact, our thrifty Swabians topped the international league of all the grocery multiples we reviewed (cf. chart below).
April 8, 2016
Blue Motion: Jette Joop turns an Aldi store in Düsseldorf into a catwalk (photo: Heimifoto/L. Heimrath)
Is this really the Aldi we thought we knew? For the first time in its history Aldi Süd (Aldi South) has used a fashion show to present a new clothing range. The ladies' spring collection, created by star designer Jette Joop, will be available at and add a touch of glamour to all the German discounter's stores as from Monday under the "Blue Motion" own label. Using the motto "Gutes Design muss nicht teuer sein" (Good design doesn't have to be expensive), the range was celebrated with great razzamatazz this week at Aldi's flagship store on Königsallee, a chichi shopping street in Düsseldorf. What a change to the usual no-frills presentation of clothing in wire bargain bins! In a further break with tradition, customers were turned away after midday in order to transform the store into a catwalk. This will have the old guard at Aldi rolling in their graves. But could it be that Aldi Süd is starting to get sexy in its mid-50s?
April 7, 2016
Jimi Hendrix: "Castles made of sand fall into the sea eventually" (photo: masterpixel/Fotolia)
It was only Wednesday last week that German retail giant Metro Group announced its intention to split into two by mid-2017. Its Metro Cash & Carry and "real,-" hypermarket subsidiaries, representing around two-thirds of annual group revenues (€58bn) in 2014/15, are to be spun off in an independent unit which will seek a separate listing. Meanwhile, electronics retailer Media-Saturn will stay part of the Metro Group. The news of the demerger upped the share price by more than 12 per cent on the day, providing a welcome fillip for long-suffering shareholders. Since then analysts in the City of London have bombarded their clients with research papers containing likely scenarios for the future. Clearly the financial community are suckers for any kind of story – much as wide-eyed children are entranced by thimble riggers at a funfair. Perhaps, though, these highly-paid experts, who pride themselves on the sophistication of their valuation techniques, should take a more sober view of future prospects. However parent company Metro may repackage its progeny, the new entities will not suddenly become something totally different.
March 23, 2016
Mythos Marketing seminar (photo: dfv Conference Group)
Roll up, roll up! Don't miss the chance to register and reserve your place at our exciting new conference Marketing Myths!? (Mythos Marketing) on the 2nd of June 2016 in Frankfurt, Germany. Why not take advantage of the early-bird price by registering no later than April 15 and save €100? This English-language event will bring together top German retail & fmcg managers as well as senior members of the international fashion, advertising and food service industries at this first-class networking event. Our keynote speaker will be marketing guru Marcel Corstjens, emeritus Unilever Chaired Professor at INSEAD business school. Corstjens will also present his new book 'Penetration.' and personally sign copies for all delegates. Other top speakers include Jürgen Schröcker, management coach and former Chief Marketing Officer at German DIY giant Hornbach; Jürgen Kohnen, CM & Innovation Director at Procter & Gamble Germany; and mymuesli co-founder Max Wittrock. Want to know more?
March 11, 2016
Big Buddy: CEO Klaus Gehrig wants employees throughout the Schwarz Group empire to take off their ties and call each other by their first names (photo: Schwarz Gruppe)
Contrary to what the young might believe, the older one gets, the more absurd life seems. Perhaps, in the end, all appears surreal. Along the way one may find existence tragic, but often also humorous. A recent example has just been provided by German discount giant Schwarz Group. Here we have the amusing spectacle of a retailer posting nearly €80bn in annual net revenues characterised by Teutonic efficiency and a strict hierarchy who are becoming increasingly pally. A "preference" has now been expressed from on high that staff at its Lidl and Kaufland subsidiaries only use first names in future. Officially, everyone has a choice, but doubtless in the traditions of old this will be the end of all surnames within both companies. The new everyone-is-my-best-buddy policy follows a similar wish from the c-suite that no ties are worn at the workplace. In a fresh break with taboo, this has just been accompanied by an expression of desire that all Lidl and Kaufland employees use the informal "Du" rather than "Sie" when addressing each other, regardless of rank. Now where will all this lead?